At long last, Google has come to understand the importance of this blog! My life long dream of being Google's top top Natedawg has finally come true.

Since this blogs origins actually trace back to an experiment I was doing in regards to manipulating GoogleBot, I take great pride in finally achieving, well, whatever the hell it is I've achieved.

A Google search for "Natedawg" also turned up some rather interesting, and startlingly accurate information from Urban Dictionary:

1. Nate Dawg
used a a noun 'Natedawg' describes an individual who has dedicated his life to the pursuit of THC. His tolerance is off the scale and he cannot be smoked under the table. However, when certain levels of intoxication are achieved, dancing has been known to occur. Use at your own risk.

The Natedawg was so fucked up he started grooving in the middle of the movie theater.

2. Nate Dawg
-Anyone who sets a standard for inebriation without sacrificing the ability to take care of one's responsibilities, to the extent that the responsibilities do not take away from said standard of inebriation.
-Someone that aspires to lay on a beach and smoke doobs for an occupation.

"Damn, if we were all as smashed as Nate Dawg last night, half of us wouldn't be alive."

If smokin' "doobs" was an occupation, I would enroll at that ivy league community college in a heart beat.

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Wow. Back in February I mentioned about how Google was planning on building their own internet. And I commented on how they already owned the internet. Well, they're off to a pretty good start. "unlimited" storage and ban? What do these guys have up their collective sleeve?

From a leaked Google Power Point presentation:

Theme 2: Store 100% of User Data
With infinite storage, we can house all user files, including: emails, web history, pictures, bookmarks, etc and make it accessible from anywhere (any device, any platform, etc). We already have efforts in this direction in terms of GDrive, GDS, Lighthouse, but all of them face bandwidth and storage constraints today. For example: Firefox team is working on server side stored state but they want to store only URLs rather than complete web pages for storage reasons. This theme will help us make the client less important (thin client, thick server model) which suits our strength vis-a-vis Microsoft and is also of great value to the user.

100% of user data. I wonder how they get implicated when people eventually start using Google to store and share pirated data. Especially in regards to their court case against the US government, regarding what information they have to give the government.

I wouldn't let them download my hard drive until that court case was completed, thats for damn sure.

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