Great!

SUSAN SARANDON, who appeared in three films last year and won kudos for her TV movie "Bernard and Doris," is still not a contented soul. She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, "It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people."

Why does every damned American hippy, deserter, or Communist assume that we in Canada want anything to do with them? Do you really want to live next door when she starts hosting Taliban house guests?

We've got enough of a leftist infestation in Canada as it is, we don't need to start importing this garbage from hypocritical Hollywood blowhards. If she were serious, she should threaten to move to Iran. I'd like to see her move to Iran.