My life has become blissfully boring as of late. Work, golf, smoke, drink, sleep, repeat. I just need to get rid of the 'work' entry in that list, and make more time for golfing, smoking, drinking, sleeping, and repeating.

The simple life does not come without a cost however. Tomorrow morning my alarm clock is set for 4:30am. I've also been told that the proshop staff has bi-weekly staff meetings at 5am. That means wakeup time on those days will be ~3:45am. And yes, thats a very very unholy time of day. I've made it my mission to put an end to this brutal practise however. Mark my words, it will be done. And future generations will worship me for breaking loose the shackles of The Man, and restoring sleep to a long fatigued society.

Today I hit balls on the range for about 3 hours. My hands were bleeding pretty good after that, so I decided to stick to putting and chipping for the rest of the time (there's nothing like blood stains on your golf clubs to show the competition that you mean business). Got a game lined up after work tomorrow, but it would appear Mother Nature refuses to negotiate with terrorists golfers (she's a cruel, cold-hearted bitch).

So needless to say, I could use some sleep now. I hope you all have pleasant dreams, while I'll be cursing god at 4:30am.