The greatest thing that has happened today, was the launching of my sun glasses.

I had the antena on my cell phone extended, and unknowingly, it lay underneath my sun glasses (is that one word?). Anyway, the phone rang, and I grabbed at it like a crack-addict. When I pulled it off the table, my sunglasses flew across the room into the wall, faster than anything I've ever seen.

Phil Mick will win the Masters. Freddy would be nice, but Phil's got better game.