Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Leaky Office = Leaky Brain
Well, I've had a whirlwind day so far. Or at least it feels like it. I got kidnapped from work at noon by an insane ex-employer, and he forced me into a "job interview". Needless to say, I've got the job if I want it, and I'm pretty damn sure I want it.
The only downside to this job is that it's going to require me to get a drivers license, and probably a car of my own as well. Those who know me well, know that I disavowed these things years ago - out of pure spite for society.
I've got my second date tonight, with a very remarkable girl. We're going to see a movie. I know it's a little cliche, but it's a good movie damnit, and you all suck! Plus, I don't have to answer to you suckers... unless you post comments here, in which case I usually do answer to you suckers.
The only downside to this job is that it's going to require me to get a drivers license, and probably a car of my own as well. Those who know me well, know that I disavowed these things years ago - out of pure spite for society.
I've got my second date tonight, with a very remarkable girl. We're going to see a movie. I know it's a little cliche, but it's a good movie damnit, and you all suck! Plus, I don't have to answer to you suckers... unless you post comments here, in which case I usually do answer to you suckers.
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Congratulations, please fill out the following form:
A) Who paid for the tickets?
B) Was popcorn and or drink involved? If not, skip to question E
C) Who paid for said snacks?
D) Two drinks or one, and what size of popcorn?
E) Did hands meet in popcorn?
F) What was the general plot of the movie?
G) How long did you discuss the movie afterward? Was this topic needed, or was conversational topic abundant?
H) What was the method of transportation?
A) Who paid for the tickets?
B) Was popcorn and or drink involved? If not, skip to question E
C) Who paid for said snacks?
D) Two drinks or one, and what size of popcorn?
E) Did hands meet in popcorn?
F) What was the general plot of the movie?
G) How long did you discuss the movie afterward? Was this topic needed, or was conversational topic abundant?
H) What was the method of transportation?
Okay, nosey.
A) Tickets paid by me, you jerk
B) No popcorn, no snacks - at the movie, got coffee's beforehand.
C) Coffee she paid for. After she had a chocolate milk, I had a bottle of water - I paid.
D) Two coffees, no popcorn.
E) No popcorn.
F) It was a documentary about Quantum Physics and how it relates to philosophy and religion.
G) discussed enough, not necessary though.
H) We walked.
Thats enough dirt for you, perverts!
A) Tickets paid by me, you jerk
B) No popcorn, no snacks - at the movie, got coffee's beforehand.
C) Coffee she paid for. After she had a chocolate milk, I had a bottle of water - I paid.
D) Two coffees, no popcorn.
E) No popcorn.
F) It was a documentary about Quantum Physics and how it relates to philosophy and religion.
G) discussed enough, not necessary though.
H) We walked.
Thats enough dirt for you, perverts!
Chances are good that T-Bone will be getting an e-mail address soon. I think I'll encourage him to go with Hotmail, so they terrorize him with spam.
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